I'm far too lazy to bother to make a pretty web site for you to drool over so instead you get this basic page to point you to the more exciting stuff like Lorenzo, my bikes, and joy of joys... my model railway!

Marion's started something at marion.fotopic.net to show the world her pictures of Namibia, where she bravely went all alone to work voluntarily in a bush clinic and also at an animal sanctuary. That was waaaayy back in October 2008, she left me at home for a whole month to eat pizza and kebabs. I've still not recovered.

If you're after pictures of Lorenzo the Cirneco dell'Etna (our dog!)... click here
...for Patsy parrot pictures click here
...for Katana (motorcycle) related stuff click here
...for our currently stalled hippy ideas on sustainable technology click here - though I wouldn't bother, nothing there anymore!
...the view from my bedroom the day we moved in back in August 07.
...for my anorak wearing hobby (model trains, shhh) click here

SPAM - have you received spam that appears to come from this domain?

You may have noticed that I have not published my email address. This is due to lovely web based harvesting systems that would love to plop me on their lists. If you really really really need to contact me and can't figure out my email address from the clue of my name and the domain you're looking at right now, then, erm... no, I shan't be rude... please just think a weee bit harder, my name is?? And this website is?? So what is my email address likely to be?? Or look me up on Friends Reunited... there's additional clues there... and I'm on BaceFook too! Cripes, you can even contact me via the dog's MySpace page! No bloody excuses!

In the interest of the environment, this page is entirely safe for ALL browsers, even Interweb Exploiter works fine with it. This incredible feat is achieved by doing nothing more complicated than typing words, and using a handful of some very very basic markup tags. No new words were created for this page. All words have been used at least once before, though perhaps with alternate spellings. Letters may have been borrowed from other words, or conversely, lent to another word elsewhere on the page. All these words are constructed entirely from recycled electrons. Now go, clean out the elephant house.

There now follows a paragraph of recycled words to help my old chums find me in this monster of an Interweb thingie that I've watched grow from humble beginnings when first I discovered the joys of Mozilla in the early 90's. I used to love t'interweb, bloody capitalists!